Mr. Jennings, A Direct Question

[JD]

OK, I couldn't resist:

I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN GAME SHOW PRODIGY

Sir, I bow to your adept and melodious interpretation of minutiae.

[bobg]

I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN GAME SHOW PRODIGY

Brilliant! (As has been much remarked.)

and can recite what’s even rarer
The table periodical as lyricized by Lehrer

This reminds me of yet another story! (One that may belong in the "Stupids" thread...)

In college I learned Tom Lehrer's Elements song, but of course it took some practice. During the week or so that I spent learning it I sometimes handed the lyrics to my girlfriend, asking her to prompt me with a hint if I got stuck. Once I got stuck on "Europium." Her hint was, "It's somewhere in Asia, I think."

Cheers,
- Bob

[JenLee]

Jr. -- that was nothing short of masterful. Abso-friggin' brilliant. I am in awe of your mad rhyming skillz.